With the impending robot uprising, it will be critical to look your best — what our captors lack in sentience, they make up in style sense. Set your hairdo to “stun” with today’s deal from Anthony Vincent Salon: drop $99 and get keratin treatment (a $399 value). Or, pay just $49 for $100 to spend on salon services — plus receive a $50 gift bag good toward future visits. For over 30 years, Anthony Vincent Salon has been East Windsor’s source code for optimal customer service with innovative cut and color techniques using the Redken chemistry system. And for skin and nails as smooth and shiny as powder-coated metal — steel a mani, pedi, or waxing while you’re at it. Grab today’s up to 75%-off savings today and you’ll be programming a new look that’s sure impress your cybernated overlords — and the hunk down the hall.
Red versus white may not be Hatfield versus McCoy, but chances are you’re loyal to your taste buds. End the feud with today’s deal from Front Range Wine Festival: $30 for two wine festival tickets — including admission, wine tastings, food samples, a commemorative wine glass, and a wine tote (a $60 value). On Saturday, August 25, ford the Poudre and venture to Windsor’s Main Park where you’ll be one of the first to experience this first-annual event sure to become canonized in Northern Colorado folklore. The Wild West’s best wineries will be pouring their Colorado-vinted favorites; sip vino fresh from the local barrels of Talon, Ten Bears, and Hunters Moon Meadery. Revenge is a drink best served in stemware, so declare war on dull, tasteless wine and pour a glass for your comrades.
Weight Loss Clinic
School’s back in session, but your “freshman fifteen” never took a break. If your midsection is feeling heavier than this semester’s textbooks, shed the excess by enrolling in today’s straight-A deal from Fort Collins Medical Weight Loss: $89 gets you into a physician-supervised weight loss program, including four LipoLean injections, four dietitian meetings, and one week’s worth of delicious, healthy meals (49 meal replacements total) — a $305 value. Located off West Drake, this academy of higher-burning has all the right answers, whether you’d like to lose 15 pounds or 100. Knowledge is power, and this completely-customized program includes blood work, a health screening, and, most importantly – the path to achieving your personal goals. Your degree in Modern Puppetry might not take you places, but a newfound confidence is sure to get you noticed.
The phrase “run for your life” may conjure deep-rooted fears of a zombie apocalypse, but it’s actually brainy advice. Nobody knows this better than the cardio-conscious folks at Trenton Half Marathon, who relay today’s half-off registration deal: $45 gets you into this inaugural half marathon (regularly $90), or pay just $27 to claim your place in the 10K (regularly $55). Your jaunt on Saturday, November 10 will take you through the Capital district, waterfront area, two bridges, and absolutely zero graveyards. Plus, your weary legs will find renewed strength as they shuffle you inside Mercer County Waterfront Park (home of the Trenton Thunder), where you’ll see your name in lights as you finish rather epically. Strengthen your heart and lungs with this aerobic tour, or risk becoming an easy meal for an animated corpse with a hankerin’ for gray matter.